I imagine that the title of this post seems a little crude, or perhaps a little silly. It isn’t quite as silly as it sounds, though – we sell our body for variety of reasons.
We sell our blood, our sperm, our plasma and our eggs, so why not our poop?
As it turns out, there is a medical value in poop, and you can profit from it thanks to an NPO called OpenBiome. Figures reported indicate you might be able to make upwards of a whopping $13,000 a year.
Does it sound hard to believe?
I bet it does!
Our culture has spent a lot of time saying that poop is gross and bad, but we’ve recently begun to understand the medical benefits of fecal transplants. It turns out that your guts’ microbiome (the billions of microscopic bacteria who work as part of your digestive system) is very important to your overall health.
It takes a very delicate cooperation of your cells and these bacteria to insure a functional and healthy body!
When this microbiome is disrupted, a host of various complications may occur (everything from obesity to ulceritive colitis have been suggested as consequences of a disrupted microbiome). The most dangerous thing that can occur in a disrupted microbiome is an overgrowth of the bacteria C. difficile – a bacteria that is healthy in a normal amount, but causes serious issues when rampant.
OpenBiome, based out of Massachusetts, works to ship treatments to almost 200 hospitals for patients in need.
Unfortunately, you need to live within distance of their office in Medford. If you do live in the area, then you can proceed to the application phase.
Getting into the program is difficult, requiring a pretty high level of fitness – per 1000 applicants, only 40 people are accepted. But you never know if you’re the one they’re looking for, so don’t be daunted by those statistics.
How Much is My Poop Worth?
Compensation is given at a rate of $40 per donation.
However, if you can come in and donate 5 days a week, then you will be compensated an additional $50 bonus (for a total of $250 a week).
Embarrassing as it sounds, they also offer a reward for the biggest donor every month. Who would have thought you could profit like that?
Even though the promise of payment is a strong draw, you also get the satisfaction of knowing that you’re helping people without the scary needles that something like blood donation would require. Just because you’re getting paid doesn’t mean you’re not doing something kind!
If you live within a reasonable drive of Medford, you should absolutely look into applying for this opportunity. The pay is great, and the results are something positive – why not get paid $13,000 a year for something you were going to do anyway?